I've Never Lost a Fish, Only Had Long Distance Release
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$67.67
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I've Never Lost a Fish, Only Had Long Distance Release
$67.67
NOTE: this is a slimmer fit and some recommend sizing up for a looser feel
Every angler knows the truth: that one that got away wasn't a loss... it was just a Long Distance Release! This hilarious fishing hoodie is perfect for the fisherman (or fisherwoman) who turns every "almost" into a legendary story.
This funny fishing shirt makes an awesome gift for:
- Dad or Grandpa on Father's Day
- Fishing buddies
- Anyone who loves sarcastic outdoor humor
Wear it proudly and let everyone know you've mastered the art of the LDR. Tight lines!
NOTE: this is a slimmer fit and some recommend sizing up for a looser feel
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67 | 69.9 | 72.7 | 75.6 | 78.4 | 81.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 99 | 109.2 | 119.4 | 129.6 | 139.8 | 149.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 49.5 | 54.6 | 59.7 | 64.8 | 69.9 | 74.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 67.3 | 69.9 | 72.4 | 74.9 | 76.2 | 77.5 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.4 | 27.5 | 28.6 | 29.8 | 30.9 | 32 |
| B) Width (inches) | 39 | 43 | 47 | 51 | 55 | 59 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19.5 | 21.5 | 23.5 | 25.5 | 27.5 | 29.5 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 26.5 | 27.5 | 28.5 | 29.5 | 30 | 30.5 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry clean | Do not dry clean |